The purpose of this page is to educate all of the people who believe that Apple has no real goal of taking over the world* by force. Every reader will thank me later.
Now I already know what every single reader is saying inside of their tiny little mind that has been fried by staring at a screen for an infinite amount of hours per day, and it is one of the following:
"What? All worldly authorities* are going to be taken over by Apple? But I thought all Apple wanted was world* peace! They even have an APP for that!"
OR
"Thank you so much for finally providing details on this issue that is probably the most scary problem in our world today*. I always hoped I would be able to find reliable information on Apple taking over the world* from a random blogger on the internet."
And that sort of reliable information is exactly what every person needs but can never find.
Now for their general plan. Apple has no need for an army, they have other ways of dominating. Right now, the clone of himself that Steve Jobs left in his office (he did it with an app, in case you were wondering) is quietly making preparations, staying up late every night (drinking his Starbucks coffee he ordered using the app) until finally, he will release the product: The iPhone 11, the greatest weapon that humanity could ever produce*.
And come back later to hear the rest of the plan! Have a great Monday tomorrow (said no one ever)!
*Besides China
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